Yesterday was one of those days where it took all of my effort, all of my courage, to keep going without completely losing it. The events of the day, detailed below, reminded me of the following scene in the 1992 movie, A League Of Their Own, starring Tom Hanks, Geena Davis and Madonna:
Jimmy Dugan: Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for?
Evelyn Gardner: Well, I’m a Peach.
Jimmy Dugan: Well I was just wonderin’ why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That’s the lump that’s three feet above your ass.
[Evelyn starts to cry]
Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
Similarly, there’s no crying in flying airplanes. There’s simply no room for it. This became quite evident to me yesterday, when a veritable comedy of errors conspired to ruin my day, and I nearly let them.
The day began with a new client in a Cirrus SR20. The initial meeting went well and before long we were sitting in the airplane, engine purring and ready to go. The plane is parked on a narrow patch of pavement that was recently installed on a grassy area near the main taxiway — a prime parking spot because everyone who comes and goes from the transient parking area has to pass right by it. The bad part is that the pavement is so narrow, and the SR20’s big, low wing obstructs the pilot’s view of the edge.
So of course when I advanced the throttle and gingerly tried to roll straight forward out of the spot, I missed by a few inches and got the right tire stuck in the grass. The plane wouldn’t budge. How embarrassing! I had to shut down the engine and have the student and another person help me push the plane out of the grass. Ugh. Mercifully, the other person who helped us push the plane out said that I was the second CFI in a week to do that. Misery loves company I suppose.
But that was just the beginning of the day’s fun. After I’d smiled and laughed it off as best I could, we got back into the plane and taxied out to the runway for takeoff, only to discover a large flock of Canada geese blocking the runway about halfway down. I taxied onto the runway and crept toward them, turning back and forth, to try to scare them away. It took me a few passes but finally they retreated.
Back to the takeoff point. I had just finished explaining to the student the proper procedure for closing the doors, which can be tricky to get sealed properly. As I began the takeoff roll and began to accelerate, we heard the telltale whistling noise of a partially open door. I pulled the power back to abort the takeoff and exited the runway. Guess whose door it was? That’s right — mine! Double ugh. This was going to be a fantastic day, I could tell.
Here’s where my attitude had the potential to affect the outcome of the flight. If I got upset, I’d be risking safety because I would not be able to devote my full concentration to the task at hand. So instead, I took a deep breath (a few, actually), smiled and said something cheery to the student while attempting to impart some wisdom, shut my door tight and took off into the clear blue morning.
The flight concluded safely and the student actually had a good time. We’ve scheduled several lessons next week, and I’ve vowed not to repeat yesterday’s rocky start.




